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I read this text from a friend, which I kept because it was so random and funny:
There is a drunk guy at the bar playing a guitar he just won at hardtimes. He has no idea how to play it and he's singing the song '[friend's name]' at the top of his lungs. Oh, and he keeps referring to me as his seductive bartender. I so need to get out of here.
Classic.
"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist" - Dom Helder Camara, (courtesy "Verse and Voice of the Day," Sojourners)
Want to give your place a unique look and be in the know before everyone else? Hang one of Angela's photos on the wall. (Yes, I'm biased. Never mind that.) One sample: 
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Regarding the daycare provider who gave children windshield wiper fluid, thinking it was Kool-Aid, one toxicologist remarked, “I think the take-home message is not to have these products in the kitchen or where you’re doing any kind of food preparation.” Or, here's a wild and crazy idea: Read the flippin' label, you twit!
